To do or not to do Facebook

It seemed that dang fangled technology was making new rules and regulations again, and it was all an irritation to me, to be sure.  Being the last great Naturalist and curmudgeon after all, I knew instinctively that it was up to me to hold that very fine line between madness and hypocrisy. 
http://www.helium.com/items/2158392-facebook

Humor: Facebook

Alas, the idiocy of my Farmville avatar!  That stupid girl is what I repeatedly call her.  I have no choice, she is on my nerves so badly.  I have no patience with her, when I click for her to move, I expect her to get off her fat ass.  Immediately, if not sooner.   I click and click and click, she slows down even more.  I want the trees harvested, the animals harvested, and assorted planting, plowing, and harvesting of the crops.  There are a bunch of other jobs on my little farm also. 
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How to measure your social media personality

It is the quality that counts, not the number of so called friends.   You would think this to be true.  In the virtual world though, things are immensely different.  A new constantly evolving social media personality is seen.  It is about how you come across to others.  In the age of technology this all keeps changing, like a river flowing.  Movement must be made if it does not already exist.  And it does not matter much about the reality of the situation, these creations are made of words and pixels, what is real no longer counts.
http://www.helium.com/items/2207480-avatarsocial-personalityuser-namefacebookinternetonline-persona