Dark Humor Tee Shirts

When you have something bold to say, say it loud and proud, put it on your tee shirt.  And if it is funny, so much the better.

http://www.squidoo.com/dark-humor-tee-shirts

Big Trouble at Work

Above all, there will be no laughing; the workplace is no place for humor of any kind.

1. The thing that will get you into the most trouble at work is a bad attitude. Some of us are born with it and some manage to finely hone this attribute throughout the years. The remaining  items are also old school versions of a bad attitude.

http://www.helium.com/items/765549-10-things-that-will-get-you-in-big-trouble-at-work

To do or not to do Facebook

It seemed that dang fangled technology was making new rules and regulations again, and it was all an irritation to me, to be sure.  Being the last great Naturalist and curmudgeon after all, I knew instinctively that it was up to me to hold that very fine line between madness and hypocrisy. 
http://www.helium.com/items/2158392-facebook

rainbow cake

A Horrible Kitchen Accident

Ok, so I wanted a pretty rainbow cake for a party, mostly because I love rainbows, not because I'm gay or 3 years old. I just love the pretty sparklies. Oh, yes, I do.

I am not a glitz person; but If I could find a way to trail a cloud of purple and blue glitter, I would certainly do so. It's all about the color!

Something very bad happened during the cake baking process. Still, I et that cake.

http://www.squidoo.com/rainbow-cake

Humor: Facebook

Alas, the idiocy of my Farmville avatar!  That stupid girl is what I repeatedly call her.  I have no choice, she is on my nerves so badly.  I have no patience with her, when I click for her to move, I expect her to get off her fat ass.  Immediately, if not sooner.   I click and click and click, she slows down even more.  I want the trees harvested, the animals harvested, and assorted planting, plowing, and harvesting of the crops.  There are a bunch of other jobs on my little farm also. 
http://www.helium.com/items/2185879-farmvillefacebookinternet-gamesavatarvisigoth